In some sort of a quick translation, the Central Scrutinizer says:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... again. Hi!... It's me again, the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
Let's see each other on Thursday the 16th of December, at 20:30 h at the Divette de Montmarte, 136 rue Marcadet (métro Jules-Joffrin), Paris, France, to celbrate (in random order) 15 years of Les Fils De l’Invention, 70 years of Zappa, 51 years of Prez Jeunot (on sabbatical leave since 2004), Lilo's succesful passage at the latest Zappanale festival, our beautiful Halloween weekend with the Grande Mothers, the new and excellent triple Hammersmith Odeon CD...
PS: you only have one week to fabricate and to deliver your contribution for the 5th volume of The Rondo Hatton Report.
Texts that are not in English should be sent in as soon as possible, as the translation has to be performed in the best conditions.