BEEFUS - SANTA CAN'T

• beefus: santa can't
      (2020, download, --, bandcamp)

I received "Santa Can't" as a bonus (CDR) with my Beefus order a couple of months ago.

"Santa Can't" visits the fairytale world of Santa Claus and his elves. Another fine Beefus album with a thematic approach.
As the cover art and album title suggest, the album tells the story of Santa who's having a problem with number two, his visit to the doctor, buying medicine on the dark web, and more.
It's another sort of Christmas story...

On their Bandcamp page, Beefus add: 

BEEFUS are a self-contained, virulently toxic collective of experienced musicians that were fertilized and grown in a Global Research Corp. lab deep in Lake Mendota near Madison, WI. Led by mutant ape-man Beefus, they make trans-human chest rubbing noises they call music.

The 8th Annual BEEFUS Holiday Radio Spectacular! This year, we present SANTA CAN'T, the suspenseful tale of Santa Claus and his Problematic Posterior! All-original songs and story. A full libretto is included with download.