Showing posts with label rudy schwartz project. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rudy schwartz project. Show all posts

Sunday, December 28, 2025

THE RUDY SCHWARTZ PROJECT - BETTER STORAGE SOLUTIONS FOR MISTER JERKOFF

 

  • The Rudy Schwartz Project: Better Storage Solutions For Mister Jerkoff
        (2025, cd, USA, private release)

Next to the "Ass And Hammer" album, another Rudy Schwartz Project release saw the light of day in 2025.
"Better Storage Solutions For Mister Jerkoff", released in October 2025.

Joe Newman follows the musical path that has been set by The Raymond Scott Project and by Frank Zappa, even taking it a bit further. (From polka to Jazz From Hell...)
Another common thing with Frank Zappa, is that Joe does not shy away from giving his opinion, to put it mildly.

As Archive Angel commented on Bandcamp:
Every track is weird as fuck, perfectly executed.
A big beautiful album fully inspired by our shared reality here in 2025land.

Digital download / streaming through Bandcamp, but also available on beautifully made CDR !


Thursday, December 25, 2025

THE RUDY SCHWARTZ PROJECT - ASS AND HAMMER - SUNHINE SUPERSHITS VOLUME 2

  • The Rudy Schwartz Project: Ass And Hammer - Sunhine Supershits Volume 2
        (2025, cdr-on-demand, USA, private release)
Released in January 2025, the Rudy Schwartz Project's "Ass And Hammer - Sunhine Supershits Volume 2" is another brilliant album by Joe Newman.

Otherworldly versions of classic pop tunes, and more.
Brilliant.
Check it out :


Available as a Bandcamp download / streaming album and as a CDR-on-demand (although the latter options might end soon).

Sunday, October 5, 2025

THE RUDY SCHWARTZ PROJECT - BETTER STRORAGE SOLUTIONS FOR MISTER JERKOFF

  • The Rudy Schwartz Project: Better Storage Solutions For Mister Jerkoff
        (2025, download / streaming, --, bandcamp)
The Rudy Schwartz Project has just released "Better Storage Solutions for Mister Jerkoff".
As usual, Joe Newman presents us with a tragicomic reflection of our contemporary society (kicking off with poking the guy who could use some chicken soup).
Hilarious and weird, which is of course a better reaction than getting depressed.

Next to the social commentary, there are of course some exceptionally beautiful pieces of music to be found on this album.
Love it.


Saturday, May 24, 2025

THE RUDY SCHWARTZ PROJECT - THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE USA

The Rudy Schwartz Project
'The Happiest Girl In The Whole USA'
From the album "Ass & Hammer: Sunhine Supershits Volume 2"

Saturday, March 29, 2025

JOE NEWMAN'S ASS & HAMMER PROJECT

Joe Newman's Ass & Hammer project released a second album earlier this year.
If you're familiar with Joe's Rudy Schwartz Project, you know that you'll have to give this a listen !


Thursday, May 9, 2024

THE RUDY SCHWARTZ PROJECT - I'D LIKE TO EXAMINE YOUR PELICAN

  • the rudy schwartz project: i'd like to examine your pelican
        (2024, cd, USA, private release)
Great news as The Rudy Schwartz Project has released two new albums, so let's kick off with "I'd Like To Examine Your Pelican", an album that shows The Rudy Schwartz Project in great shape.

You get bombastic songs with prog rock interludes. But also upbeat musical-like tunes, or cartoonesque melodies. All spiced up with bizarre vocals. From doo wop to declamatory, computer-controlled voices.

Music, (most of the) compositions and instruments by Joe Newman, while the vocals and voices on the different tunes are done by various guests. An excellent choice.
I love the contrast between the music and the lyrics. 
Add a handful of amazing (sequencer / guitar (?)) solos, and I'm for the ride.

Out of this world !!

CD's available from DC-Jam / Kunaki
https://kunaki.com/mSales.asp?PublisherId=148137&PP=1


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Sunday, September 10, 2023

A SHORT CHAT WITH JOE NEWMAN (THE RUDY SCHWARTZ PROJECT)

The Rudy Schwartz Project has a new album out, "Is That A Quadrijawed Sea Urchin Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?".
I've been enjoying this release a lot for the last couple of weeks, so I had to throw some questions at Joe Newman, the mastermind behind the RSP.


UniMuta: Hi Joe. Congrats with the new album. So the first thing that I've got to ask : How do you come up with the lyrics? Or even the titles of the songs or compositions?

Joe Newman: It varies. Sometimes they come from dreams. Sometimes I’ll hear a sequence of words that I like when I’m watching a movie. Sometimes I just think of them out of thin air. I keep a list of potential song titles, and if I’m working on an instrumental, I’ll scan the list to find a title that fits. Sometimes I’ll write lyrics starting from a title in the list. I’m frequently more interested in how words sound together than in whether they actually mean anything logical.

Lyrics can precede their music or vice versa. They can also follow a common rhythmic pattern, or not. They can also convey logical thoughts, or not. So if you accept the preceding three sentences, that means there are at least eight different approaches to writing lyrics.

For example, “Vladimir” and “Yellow Balloon” are both songs that follow a “normal” pop song structure, but the former, whether you agree with it or not, expresses an idea or a point of view, while the latter makes no fucking sense whatsoever. Then there’s the lyrics that don’t follow the music at all. “Puncture Wounds” and “Is That a Quadrijawed Sea Urchin or Are You Just Glad to See Me?” are both examples of this, but while the former is a linear, albeit fucked up story, the latter is complete bulldada. Finally, you can write lyrics with no regard for rhythmic regularity, then write music around them, which can give you unusual song structures. “Barbecue Bud’s” is an example of this.

UniMuta: You do everything in The Rudy Schwartz Project. You write, play, sequence, produce and even release all the music yourself. However, the album features a handful of guests. How does this work? I guess you did not put out ads on the local record store's message board? In other words: How did you meet or get to know them, and how do you record together?

Joe Newman: I do all of that except releasing it. The digital distribution is handled by my record label, DC-Jam Records, for which I am extremely grateful. These days I also do the cover art myself, but in the past I’ve had some talented people provide artwork. The guest musicians come from a variety of places. The new album has people who live in Oregon, Arkansas and Texas. Bob Jacobs and Dr. Astronaut Body are guys I’ve known for many years. I worked with Bob in Texas back in the 80s when we were both software engineers, and we both lived in Portland, Oregon for a while after that. Dr. Astronaut Body is one of the members of Reagan’s Polyp, and I met him through Subgenius circles. David Morrison is in Texas, but I recorded with him before I ever met him in person. He’s a much better vocalist and guitarist than I am, and he’s actually saved my ass a couple of times when I’ve written songs that I find I’m incapable of singing adequately. My vocal range isn’t what it used to be.

The way we record together is made simple through technology. In the old days, when Rev. Ivan Stang appeared on “Günther Packs a Stiffy”, he had to travel to my house in Austin to record his part. Today it’s easy for everyone to record their parts in their own home or studio, then email the stems for me to mix in. Although in Bob’s case on the new album I just had him record a MIDI sequence, which gave me the added flexibility of choosing any patch I wanted for his solo. He did this while vacationing in Costa Rica.

UniMuta: "Is That A Quadrijawed Sea Urchin" presents a beautiful mix of music styles: pop / rock, contemporary rock, doo wop, classical, contemporary classical,...
Today's favorite is 'Republican Toilet Stall Fantasia' where you have a playful and quirky melody over a club mix jazz groove. I love it.
When you're composing, do you have an idea what the finished piece should sound like, or is something that grows while you're working on it?


Joe Newman: I usually have an idea of what I want it to sound like, but to be honest, it rarely ends up that way. Sometimes I’m disappointed, and sometimes I like it better than what I thought I’d get. “Republican Toilet Stall Fantasia” is one I was especially pleased with, and the way it came about was unusual. A few years ago, I mixed an album for Dr. Astronaut Body called “Berfly Tutts”, which is absolutely fucking insane and hilarious. I really hope he gets around to releasing it some day. While I was doing this, I was mixing and matching a shit ton of material, including some vocal tracks that I loved, but had no place to put. So I kept an archive of this stuff and finally got around to asking Dr. Astronaut Body if I could use the vocal residue of “Berfly Tutts”. He graciously consented, so I began constructing music around this stuff, which I enjoyed very much. This is why he gets partial songwriting credit on that track, because I rarely write music with other people.

UniMuta: I think it's great that you're (still) releasing your music on CD. And I guess that the CDR-on-demand service that Kunaki is offering suits you fine?

Joe Newman: It’s really the only option I have for making this stuff available in some physical format for the people who want it. It’s just not practical or profitable to order hundreds of CDs, pay the shipping costs, then not sell enough units to break even, while cluttering up my closets. Not many people consume music that way anymore, and my music has very limited appeal anyway. So I’m glad a company like Kunaki exists for the few Luddites remaining who like it.

UniMuta: Thank you for taking the time for this short chat & please keep on making this beautiful music.
As someone once said: "Music is the best".

The Rudy Schwartz Project's "Is That A Quadrijawed Sea Urchin Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?" is available from Kunaki :


Saturday, August 19, 2023

THE RUDY SCHWARTZ PROJECT - IS THAT A QUADRIJAWED SEA URCHIN...

  • rudy schwartz project: is that a quadrijawed sea urchin...
        (2023, cd, dc-jam records / kunaki)
There are few things that are so unpredictable as a new record by the Rudy Schwartz Project.
Except for the fact that the music will be great.

"Is That A Quadrijawid Sea Urchin Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?" arrived in my mail box a bit over a week ago.
I received it after sliding some money to Belgium customs which always feels a bit like a mafiosi thing: they kidnapped something that you want and you have to pay them to release it. They don't even know or care what it is. They'll charge you 20% for tax and a ridiculous additional amount of 17 euros as handling costs. Mafiosi, that's what they are.

Anyway, enough about Belgian customs as the new Rudy Schwartz release propelled my mood back to the positive side as soon as I started listening to it.
The album opens with '90 Gallon Drum Of Testicle Meat' (yes, no typos here), jumping right into 'The Wally And Charlie Variations', an amazing zappa-esque instrumental piece. Wow !!
Next up is 'Vladimir', a doo-wop song about the current state of our world, and the album continuous with 'Orville The Sweet Potato', a horrifying story about... a sweet potato.
And it goes on like this. 15 tracks. 15 adventurous and beautiful surprises.

I love it.


Here's 'Mr.Squirrel'



Thursday, July 8, 2021

RUDY SCHWARTZ PROJECT - ADJACENT TO THE LATEX GERBIL

Opening with 'The South Won't Rise Again' where Joe Newman used a children's song / a country and western setting to give his view on the political situation in the U.S., ""Adjacent To The Latex Gerbil" is another masterpiece by The Rudy Schwartz Project.

But there's not only the funny lyrical content. The most admirable part is the music: collages of multi-layered melodies and sounds, piling up surprise after surprise.

Here's 'Please Don't Bring Mamaw', track 11 on the album :


Available from Kunaki:
https://kunaki.com/mSales.asp?PublisherId=148137

Monday, July 5, 2021

THE RUDY SCHWARTZ PROJECT - FROP MUSIC

A new release by The Rudy Schwartz Projects is something to look forward to.
Imagine my surprise when I inserted "Frop Music" in the CD player not to discover the quirky mix of polka, tear-jerkers, 70's pop songs, cartoon-esque melodies and hilarious lyrics, but 7 contemporary instrumental pieces.

Sure, the titles of the compositions will still make you raise at least one eyebrow but the music is fascinating.

On "Frop Music", Joe Newman (the creative force behind The RSP) took a sideroad to his usual path and I love it.

Here's 'Burt Mustin's Pants', the final piece on the album.
Less adventurous than the other tracks but still a fine example.
Video by Zontar Venus.

Available from Kunaki:
https://kunaki.com/mSales.asp?PublisherId=148137


Sunday, May 23, 2021

THE RUDY SCHWARTZ PROJECT

 An update from the Rudy Schwartz Project :

I'm finishing up two new albums that I hope to have ready sometime in June. "Frop Music" will be all instrumentals with a heavy dose of ambient/noise collage material. "Adjacent to the Latex Gerbil" will be more of my usual zany bullshit. Both will be available from DC-Jam Records as a CD on demand or as downloads.


Sunday, January 5, 2020

THE RUDY SCHWARTZ PROJECT - TAKE ME IN YOUR ARMS AND SING TO ME LIKE DICK POWELL

Just in time for the new year, The Rudy Schwartz Project released a means to survive 2020.
One song a day should keep you sane for the next year or so.
Doctor's prescription.

Mixing musical styles and adding textures that one would expect from a music box, The Rudy Schwartz Project has released another fine album.
"Take Me In Your Arms And Sing To Me Like Dick Powell" has it all.
From the Zappa-esque guitar instrumental "I Was Wrong About The Tomato Juice" to the hilarious discussions with Waldo.

Thank you !!
Great music. Superb package.

Essential listening.

Out on CD and on digital platforms.
Check it out here:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0828G7MG3

CD available from Kunaki :
(credit card ordering)
http://kunaki.com/mSales.asp?PublisherId=148137
(paypal ordering)
http://kunaki.com/mSales.asp?PublisherId=148137&PP=1


Saturday, August 4, 2018

THE RUDY SCHWARTZ PROJECT - THE YEAR THEY SWITCHED TO CORNMEAL 2.0

This Kunaki CDR-On-Demand thing seems to work for The Rudy Schwartz Project.
2018 already saw some fine re-issues and now there's "The Year They Switched To Cornmeal".
The album was originally released in 2011 and has now been made available in a remixed and remastered version, hence the "2.0".

Here's 'Sarah Palin Pussy Juice' :


And 'Bow Wow Blues' :



Saturday, July 14, 2018

THE RUDY SCHWARTZ PROJECT - FULL FRONTAL KLUGMAN

The latest album in the series of re-issues by The Rudy Schwartz Project is the 2013 "Full Frontal Klugman" album.
If you don't have the CD that got released by DC-Jam Records in 2013, here's the opportunity to order it from Kunaki.

Excellent stuff.
Here's the 'Song Of The Coastal Artillery Women'.
Love it.


The album also includes '11 Poop Hatchcha Cha', that uses Captain Beefheart's '81 Poop Hatch' as an inspiration.


THE RUDY SCHWARTZ PROJECT - DON'T GET CHARRED... GET PUFFY!

Released in 1992 on the Musical Tragedies record label (from Germany, remember them?).
Re-issued in 2012 with a different album cover on the DC-Jam record label as a CD and as a download.
And finally re-released a couple of weeks ago as a CDR by DC-Jam / Kunaki.

If you need one album by The Rudy Schwartz Project (and you do, believe me), this is it.

Not only does it include quite a lot of weird and catchy tunes, the album also presents one of the best coverversions of a Frank Zappa composition that I have ever heard.

Here's Zappa's 1988-version :



THE RUDY SCHWARTZ PROJECT - POSTAL CODE FOR HAM



The brand-new album by The Rudy Schwartz Project !!
"Postal Code For Ham".
It's crazy. It's from the other side of the fence.

You need this !

Digital download from various sources.
https://itunes.apple.com/ca/album/postal-code-for-ham/1400572946

Check-out the second track : 'Sonny Bono's Spine' !

CDR from Kunaki
http://kunaki.com/mSales.asp?PublisherId=148137


Sunday, December 31, 2017

THE RUDY SCHWARTZ PROJECT COMPILATION ALBUMS

Could it be possible that I forgot to mention that The Rudy Schwartz Project has two compilation albums out?

Both are available from Kunaki.
http://kunaki.com/mSales.asp?PublisherId=148137

And both of them need your attention !